My dream car is an old VW bug. Knowing that people get punched randomly every time I drive somewhere would be so satisfying.
can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”
(Source: thecommonchick.com, via crankygay)
I think the scariest thing in this world is you never know someone’s true intentions with you
(via crankygay)
amy schumer isnt funny